Thursday, April 28, 2011

Donald Trump Has Severe Case of Obama Penis Envy

Apparently Was "Aghast" at the Size of President's Endowment
News Expose:
Several anonymous sources are quietly reporting Donald Trump fell into a severe
depression and began his attacks on President Obama's "birther"
status following details
and photographs submitted to him by his investigators
showing the president's phallus
as being substantially larger than his. "I've never
seen an American with those proportions," a dumbstruck
and fuming Trump is
quoted as saying. "You only see
that kind of equipment in the wilds of Africa."
by Judy Scooter