Tuesday, October 13, 2009

National Cracker Committee Shocks America, Names Glenn "T-Bag" Beck Cracker Prize Woman of the Year

News Flash:
Crackersphere buzzing like flies over award. "No woman has shed more tears
for our causes than has T-Bag Beck," Grand Cracker A. Von Schitler announces.
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Other finalists
reportedly are outraged and storm NCC headquarters.
"Who did he have to s
crew to get this award?" one furious finalist demands.
Von Schitler replies,
"Everyone."
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by Judy Scooter