Friday, January 9, 2009

War Correspondent Joe the Plumber Files First Report

This is Joe the Plumber reporting. I arrive today and see a nation immersed
in bad plumbing. Sinks clogged. Faucets frozen shut. Pipes dry, broken.
Toilets do not flush and are backed up. I jiggle the handles but nothing
happens. Drano is ineffective. Pee-Uuuu! The prime minister says the extent
of the damage is beyond my level of expertise. Licensed plumbers are
needed to fix the pipes and stuff. This is Joe the Plumber reporting.
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Read all about Joe the Plumber becoming a war correspondent here...
by Judy Scooter