Friday, August 19, 2016

Nude Statues of Trump Mysteriously Appear Across America

Nude statues of the Republican presidential nominee created by INDECLINE
have begun appearing across the United States.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Is Donald Trump Looking for a Way Out?

Speculation is rising that the Republican nominees outlandish comments are
exit strategies for dropping out of the presidential race.
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Donald Trump: "I Alone" Can Save America

During his Republican acceptance speech, the boisterous nominee casts himself 
as the only person who can save America from imminent decline.
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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Donald Trump's Dirty Republican Convention Party

The dark-themed Cleveland, Ohio, Republican National Convention looks 
more like a reality TV show than a political convention.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, July 18, 2016

Dallas, Baton Rouge Police Killings Mark Bloody Turning Point in America's History of Gun Violence

Police killings in Dallas, Texas and in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, mark a 
turning point in American gun history in which armed citizens 
enjoin constitutional provisions to attack authorities.
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, July 15, 2016

Truck Attack Kills 84 As ISIS Strikes France Again

Suicide attacker drives truck through crowd celebrating Bastille Day in Nice.
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, July 8, 2016

America Devolves Into a Blood-Soaked Nation State

The week is marked by increasingly intense gun violence that leads to fatal 
confrontations and killings between both African-Americans and the police.
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Donald Trump Declares the UK's Brexit Good for Business

While England's departure from the European Union causes widespread economic 
panic around the world, the presumptive Republican nominee for president 
says the move will benefit his business interests.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, April 21, 2016

PRINCE Rogers Nelson: 1958-2016

The iconic and flamboyant musical genius dies at age 57.
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 by Judy Scooter

Friday, March 25, 2016

Donald Trump: Hard Target

The flamboyant presidential candidate has incurred the wrath of virtually 
everyone except his supporters, including and especially the media 
and his own Republican Party.
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Isis Rocks Europe Again with Deadly Belgium Attack

Islamic jihadists detonate bombs at the Brussels airport and train station, killing 
dozens and wounded hundreds more with another brutally devastating 
attack that shocks Europe and the world.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, March 21, 2016

Cuba Welcomes Barack Obama: The New Revolutionary

The president embarks on a historic mission to Cuba, marking the first visit to 
the island nation by an American President in in 88 years and officially 
ending an isolationist blockade that has been in effect  since 1959.
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   by Judy Scooter

Thursday, March 17, 2016

President Obama Shocks America, Chooses Person of Non-Color to Replace Antonin Scalia on Supreme Court

 The president stuns and silences both his critics and supporters by nominating Merrick 
Garland, the white, male, heterosexual Chief Judge of the DC Court of Appeals, 
to fill the Supreme Court vacancy left by the death of Justice Scalia.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, March 7, 2016

US Tech Titans Secretly Meet to Stop Trump Candidacy

America's top technology CEO's and executives held a secret meeting over the 
weekend with Republican leaders to derail Donald Trump's campaign
for the Republican presidential nomination.
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, March 4, 2016

Mitt Romney Leads New GOP "Dump Trump" Initiative

 The failed former Republican nominee and 2016 presidential campaign dropout calls
the current frontrunner Donald TRump a "phony and a fraud," who, in turn, 
called Romney a"failed candidate," who, in turn, called Trump a ...
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, February 19, 2016

Pope Francis Sports a Donald Trump Cap, Shocks Mexico

Hundreds of thousands erupt in spontaneous applause as the pontiff responds to the
Republican presidential candidate's "not Christian" immigration policies.
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 by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Jeb Bush Enlists Brother W to Boost Flagging Campaign

The failing Republican presidential candidate calls on his big brother, former 
president George W Bush, to bolster his sagging campaign in the 
South Carolina primary.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, February 11, 2016

The Last Supper of Chris Christie's Presidential Campaign

The thuggish governor of New Jersey enjoys his last meal as a Republican 
presidential candidate.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, February 4, 2016

The Ghost in the Ted Cruz Dirty Tricks Campaign Machine

Often compared to political demagogue Joe McCarthy, the Texas senator won the 
Republican Iowa caucus by fraudulently claiming Ben Carson had dropped out 
of the race and "stealing" Carson's supporters away from Donald Trump.
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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Donald Trump: Tears of a Presidential Clown

The Republican frontrunner is defeated in Iowa by Canadian-born Ted Cruz.
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  by Judy Scooter

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Sundance Sensation "The Birth of a Nation" Will Win All 24 Oscars at the 2017 Academy Awards, Experts Predict

The Nate Parker epic, based upon William Styron's "The Confessions of Nat Turner,"
has both Hollywood moguls and #OscarsSoWhite protesters all a-twitter 
about the film's politically correct Oscar future.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Friday, January 22, 2016

Palin Blames Obama for Son's Domestic Violence Arrest

The gun-toting, animal-killing Mama Grizzly says PTSD and President Obama were
responsible for Track Palin's arrest on domestic violence charges after the Iraq 
war veteran beat up his girlfriend during a drunken argument.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Obama Orders Halt to New Coal Leases on Federal Lands

Citing the negative role coal plays in damaging the environment, the president 
calls for a moratorium on mining public lands until an global assessment 
is made on coal's impact on climate change.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Donald Trump Birther Schlongs Ted Cruz

The wannabe Hater-in-Chief  stokes the birther fires and fuels the debate over whether 
his Canadian-born Cuban-American opponent is a natural-born US citizen.
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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

President Obama Will Use His Executive Authority to Curb Gun Violence

The president announced today he will implement officially sanctioned 
executive actions aimed at controlling gun violence in America.
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Claus Returns Home to North Pole 50-Degree Termpreatures

After a grueling East Coast Christmas swing, Santa Claus returned to the 
North Pole Thursday only to find Earth-shattering 50-degree temperatures 
producing near-tropical conditions across the Arctic.
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 by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

David Duke: Donald Trump Is Too Radical for the KKK

The former Grand Wizard of the white supremacist Klu Klux Klan said Trump "speaks a 
little, actually a lot more radically than I talk." When word of Duke's comment reached 
Trump he reportedly replied, "That's disgusting. Those guys are a bunch of sissies."  
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Santa Claus Arrives at an Unseasonably Warm East Coast to Deliver This Year's Christmas Gifts

Temperatures along the US eastern seaboard from Florida to Maine soared  into
 the mid-70s on Christmas Eve, shattering winter records by wide margins.
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Donald Trump: The Potty Mouth That Roared

The Republican presidential front runner continues to spew vulgar racist and 
sexist comments against his opponents while increasing his standing 
among an increasingly deranged right-wing constituency.
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 by Judy Scooter

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Donald Trump: Let's Use the Nukes to Fix Our Problems

Campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson channels Barry Goldwater, telling Fox News 
Trump would be willing to use nuclear weapons to "fix problems around the world. 
What good does it do to have a nuclear triad if you're afraid to use it?"
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Pharma Payback: Notorious Pill Pusher Martin Shkreli Is Arrested on Securities and Wire Fraud Charges

The flamboyant, price-gouging hedge fund manager who raised the price of an 
AIDS drug 5000 percent, from $13 to $750 per pill, is arrested for using 
an alleged Ponzi scheme to pay off  hedge-fund money losing investors.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, December 14, 2015

Karl Rove Calls Climate Change Agreement Goals "BS"

Raw Story is also reporting the political zen master went on to say that
 addressing climate change was a waste of time because by 2080 
everybody on Planet Earth would already be dead.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Trump Dares Cruz to Publicly Criticize Him

"He will fall like the others," Trump tweeted. "Will be easy."  The Republican 
presidential front runner reportedly was also heard whistling "O Canada"
as a reference to Cruz's Cuban/Canadian birther status.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Two African-American "Slow Trackers" Look Askance at Justice Scalia's Racial Queries on Affirmative Action

The SCOTUS justice is rebuked for suggesting black students should attend "slower 
track schools where they will do well," rather than top-tier college "classes that 
are too fast for them." Ironically, both President Obama and fellow SCOTUS 
justice Clarence Thomas attended top-tier, fast track universities.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, December 7, 2015

University President Tells Christian Students to Carry Concealed Weapons on Campus to "End Muslims"

Jerry Falwell Jr, president of faith-based Liberty University, causes an uproar 
when he urges students to arm themselves with concealed weapons on 
campus to "end those Muslims before they walk in and kill us."
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 3, 2015

America the Terrible: 353 Days, 381 Mass Shootings

Another mass killing transforms the US yet again into a national trauma center as 14 
are murdered and 21 wounded at a regional occupational facility in San Bernardino,
California. The killings mark a grisly American statistic in which the number of 
mass shootings per day has exceeded the number of days there are in a year.
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Voices from the Right Wing Echo Chamber

Even after a right-wing incited terrorist attack on a Colorado Planned Parenthood clinic 
that killed three and wounded nine, Republican presidential hopefuls continue their 
campaign of false allegations and misinformation against the women's health organization. 
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by Judy Scooter 

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

The Islamic State: Flags of Our Fathers

Retired Lt. General Michael Flynn, an Iraq and Afghanistan intelliegence commander,
 tells Der Spiegel that the Bush Administration's Iraq War was a tremendous 
blunder that helped create ISIS, the Islamic State. 
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 by Judy Scooter

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Carly Fiorina Says President Obama "Is Delusional" for Saying Climate Change Threatens US National Security

Despite dire warnings from top US military officials that climate change will
foster "global instability and conflict," the GOP presidential candidate 
says ISIS, Iran and Russia pose the most severe security threats.
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Islamic Terrorists Attack Paris Again, Killing 129 and Wounding Hundreds More

Isis launches a Friday night assault against innocent Parisians far deadlier 
than the Charlie Hebdo assassinations in January, leaving the city shocked 
and devastated by the brutality and barbarism of the Islamic jihadists. 
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Hillary Clinton Suggests Marijuana Restrictions Should Be Reclassified Under Certain Circumstances

 The probable next president of the US joins fellow Democrat Bernie Sanders in
calling for marijuana restrictions to be lifted and the plant to be reclassified 
as a "less dangerous drug" to further medical research.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Donald Trump Drinks the NRA's Blood Flavored Kool-Aid

The Republican presidential front-runner defends a National Rifle Association gun rights 
key talking point when he says more guns in the hands of armed teachers would have 
prevented the Oregon community college mass shooting that killed 10 and injured seven.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Yogi Berra 1925-2015

Famed New York Yankees catcher, best known for his baseball achievements as well 
as his uncanny ability for inventing classic sayings and slogans, dies at age 90.
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, September 18, 2015

Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina: Republican Gothic

Both candidates emerged as winners after Wednesday's CNN Republican debate, remotely 
suggesting the corporate candidates could unite as strange bedfellows in a political  
marriage of convenience to capture the presidency and forge a new American oligarchy.
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by Judy Scooter