Sunday, January 22, 2012

The Clown Who Came in from the Cold

Philanderer, corporate lobbyist and disgraced former congressional leader
Newt Gingrich wins the South Carolina Republican presidential primary.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Beating the Bushes for a Viable Republican Candidate

As the current crop of Republican presidential candidates continues to dwindle,
former two-term Florida governor Jeb Bush, the son and
brother of presidents
41 and 43, respectively, almost by default surfaces as the last best hope for
the Republican Party's presidential chances in 2012.
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, December 23, 2011

Out of the Forest and Into the Cave

After threatening to sabotage legislation to extend tax relief for some 160
million Americans, congressional Republicans cave in to pressure and, in a rare
defeat against Democrats and the Obama administration, approve the measure.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Texas Still Leads the Nation in Death Penalty Executions

While the number of death penalty executions continue to decline nationally,
Texas again leads the nation with 13 executions. As governor, Rick Perry
has presided over 234 executions during 11 years in office.

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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

NTSB Tells Drivers w/ Cell Phones 2 STFU

The National Transportation Safety Board, following a decade-long
investigation into the correlation between cell phone use and highway
related accidents and fatalities, calls for a ban on cell phone use in cars.

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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Newt Gingrich Would Name John Bolton Secretary of State

Current Republican presidential front-runner would appoint former Bush
administration United Nations ambassador and right-wing, warmongering
chicken hawk as the nation's top foreign policy diplomat.

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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Herman Cain's Pizza Is Finally Cooked

Following allegations by an Atlanta woman of a 13-year affair with Cain,
the Republican candidate now says he is reassessing whether to
press forward with his presidential campaign.

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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Bloomberg and Giuliani Discuss Operation Al-Occupaeda

New York City mayors, past and present, mull over proven Bush-era tactics for
stifling the First Amendment rights of free speech and assembly
and quashing the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, November 20, 2011

America's Other 1 Percent

According to one government report, as many as 3.5 million Americans,
(or 1 percent of the total U.S. population) are homeless at any given time,
creating a sub-class equivalent to the upper 1 percent of millionaires and
billionaires who control Wall Street and the economy.
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Beating Obama with a Koch Brothers Cain Cane

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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Sixth Woman Comes Forward: Herman Cain's Crew Denies He Heard RNC Blonde Bombshell Say "Herman, Call Me"

Cain camp immediately labels allegation a "high-tech media whitewashing."
"Herman Cain
never called her," a spokesperson said. "How could Herman Cain
call her when Herman Cain doesn't even remember this
person's name?
Herman Cain doesn't remember that she worked at the RNC. Herman Cain
doesn't
even recognize her. But the bigger point here is that Herman Cain
never acted inappropriately
with anyone."

Latest Update:
Team Cain is now reporting they have uncovered a past campaign video
showing the RNC blonde bombshell actually saying "Harold, call me,"
and not "Herman, call me." You can view the video here...
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Herman Cain's Tea Party Candidacy Turns to Toast

As further allegations of sexual harassment surface, Cain deflects an onslaught
of media scrutiny while perhaps considering the only viable option left
open to him: withdrawing as a Republican candidate for president.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, October 31, 2011

Trick or Treat: Herman Cain Campaign Rocked by Sexual Harrassment Allegations

Republican frontrunner calls the published reports "a witch hunt."
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, October 28, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Iraq War Veteran Critically Wounded in Oakland Protest

Ex-Marine Scott Olsen, 24, survives two tours of duty in Iraq only to
receive a critical head wound from
a tear gas canister fired by
Oakland Police during an Occupy Wall St. demonstration.

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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Police Begin Suppression of Occupy America Protests

Nationwide arrests and a near riot in Oakland signals a heightened,
dangerous escalation of the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, October 17, 2011

Herman Cain Releases Details of 2012 9-9-9 Jobs Act

Republican presidential candidate's ambitious plan calls for fast-food
industry creation of 24 million new jobs to achieve full-employment
for all Americans who are willing to work.
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by Judy Scooter

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Occupy USA: Barack Obama's Disenfranchised Base

America's national day of protest is as much a repudiation of the
president's broken promises and status quo policies as it is a
condemnation of Wall Street's corporate power and greed.

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by Judy Scooter

Monday, October 10, 2011

Herman Cain Unveils His 9-9-9 Jobs Plan

Former private sector CEO promises to create millions of fast-food
services positions for all Americans who are willing to work.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Chris Christie: Leader of the Pachyderms?

Despite repeated denials, supporters continue to encourage the New Jersey
governor to seek the Republican nomination for president.
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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Obama Chief Campaign Strategist Says President Faces "Titanic Struggle" to Win Reelection

David Axelrod cites Republican obstructionist policies that have blocked the
president from achieving his policy goals, but fails to mention disenchantment
among his base and grass-roots supporters as potential obstacles to the
president's reelection chances.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Ghost in the Machine 2012

News Item:
Lifelong consumer advocate and political gadfly Ralph Nader proposes 2012
primary challenge plan against Barack Obama, calling the creation of a slate
of opposition primary candidates a means of prodding the president "to adopt
liberal,
progressive positions." Watch one incisive Nader interview here...
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Republican Fat Cats Discuss Obama Jobs Speech

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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The Wizard Behind the Toxic Curtain of Change

President Obama rolls back more stringent air-quality standards
to ozone-damaging Bush-era levels, while further alienating the
grass-roots progressive base that elevated him to higher office in 2008.

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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Devil's Disciple

Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my
name. I have not sent
them or appointed them or spoken to them. They
are prophesying to you false visions,
divinations, idolatries and the
delusions of their own minds.
Jeremiah 14:14
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by Judy Scooter

Friday, August 19, 2011

Allen West Calls Himself a "Modern-Day Harriet Tubman"

News Flash:
Florida Tea Party congressman describes African-American Democratic
leaders as "overseers of a 21st Century Plantation" and crows about
himself as the leader of neo-Underground Railway.

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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Texas Governor and GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Declares: "I Hope I'm President Obama's Worst Nightmare."

Republican candidate, coyote killer and overseer of 235 Texas executions
goes on to say in an Iowa stump speech that we need to sweep away
the "black cloud" hanging over America
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by Judy Scooter

Monday, August 15, 2011

Pres. Obama Begins 3-Day Jive Turkey Midwest Bus Tour

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by Judy Scooter

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Only A Pawn in Their Game

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by Judy Scooter

Monday, May 2, 2011

Yes, Mr. President, We Have a Clear Shot

President Obama Orders the Execution of Osama bin Laden
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Donald Trump Has Severe Case of Obama Penis Envy

Apparently Was "Aghast" at the Size of President's Endowment
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News Expose:
Several anonymous sources are quietly reporting Donald Trump fell into a severe
penis-envy
depression and began his attacks on President Obama's "birther"
status following details
and photographs submitted to him by his investigators
showing the president's phallus
as being substantially larger than his. "I've never
seen an American with those proportions," a dumbstruck
and fuming Trump is
quoted as saying. "You only see
that kind of equipment in the wilds of Africa."
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by Judy Scooter

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Maureen Dowd Condemns Bob Dylan's China Concert

The Oracle of Op castigates America's preeminent songwriter for not
performing protest songs written 50 years ago at his first ever Chinese concert.

While tagging Dylan as an "idiot," Dowd nevertheless fails to mention her own
acquiescence to Saudi-Arabia's dictatorial government by donning a burka to ink
a
performance/assignment for Vanity Fair magazine.
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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Donald Trump Reportedly Born in Jamaica Hospital

News Bulletin:
Following Trump assertions questioning President Obama's citizenship, documents
have surfaced indicating the real estate tycoon was born at Jamaica Hospital.
Some reports
are suggesting Trump could have been a Rastafarian
and
may even have experimented with becoming a vegetarian.
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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, March 24, 2011

President Obama Gets In Touch with His Feminine Side and Green Lights Libyan Military Intervention

New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd wonders if President Obama was
"henpecked" into war by his Amazon-warrior female advisors following reports
that
Samantha Power, Susan Rice and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had
persuaded the president to intervene in Libya over the objections of their
less hawkish administration male counterparts.
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by Judy Scooter

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Rush Limbaugh Might Be Using Paid Actors as Radio Callers

News Item:
Upstart Jewish magazine Tablet publishes article inferring that
conservative
media programs, including Limbaugh's, use paid actors as callers
to read prepared scripts while pretending to be real people.

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by Judy Scooter

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011